Tell me some good SMS or text messaging forwards?
Answers: most sms i have are green jokes
Son: mom, teacher told us that babies came from big birds
Mom: Maybe, but i'm sure you came from a small one.
After a man raped a woman, he told her...
MAN: in 9 months, you will have a child, you will call him Hercules
WOMAN: in 9 days you'll have rashes on your p***s, you may call it Herpes.
and some are just corny...
its difficult to find someone like you
its like opening a hundred shells under the sea to find one pearl
but finding you
is like finding
NEMO! lolz
some are a bit cheesy...
a boy was about to leave but b4 he did he gave his girl a dozen roses... 11 were real 1 was artificial... he told d girl dont cry, i will love you till d last one dies :(
this one a bit inspirational...
i've realized that life is indeed full of contradictions. sometimes its crazy to be sane, you need 2 fall 2 fly, people suffer bcoz u care, u have to unlearn 2 know the lesson, u have 2 guve up bcoz u are strong, u have 2 b wrong 2 make things right... nonetheless, life's complexities are also life's source of beauty. we should cry to laugh again, fall apart to be whole again and get hurt to love again. :p
There is no such thing. Those messages are cell phone spam, just like the ones you receive on your email. They're a waste of time. If you want to tell someone something about your friendship then call them and talk some.
you got the perfect face, perfect smile and a body to kill for, but guess what I got? the wrong d*** number for the word wait you can put= w8 waiting=w8tn
Son: mom, teacher told us that babies came from big birds
Mom: Maybe, but i'm sure you came from a small one.
After a man raped a woman, he told her...
MAN: in 9 months, you will have a child, you will call him Hercules
WOMAN: in 9 days you'll have rashes on your p***s, you may call it Herpes.
and some are just corny...
its difficult to find someone like you
its like opening a hundred shells under the sea to find one pearl
but finding you
is like finding
NEMO! lolz
some are a bit cheesy...
a boy was about to leave but b4 he did he gave his girl a dozen roses... 11 were real 1 was artificial... he told d girl dont cry, i will love you till d last one dies :(
this one a bit inspirational...
i've realized that life is indeed full of contradictions. sometimes its crazy to be sane, you need 2 fall 2 fly, people suffer bcoz u care, u have to unlearn 2 know the lesson, u have 2 guve up bcoz u are strong, u have 2 b wrong 2 make things right... nonetheless, life's complexities are also life's source of beauty. we should cry to laugh again, fall apart to be whole again and get hurt to love again. :p
There is no such thing. Those messages are cell phone spam, just like the ones you receive on your email. They're a waste of time. If you want to tell someone something about your friendship then call them and talk some.
you got the perfect face, perfect smile and a body to kill for, but guess what I got? the wrong d*** number for the word wait you can put= w8 waiting=w8tn
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